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MACCA NEWS! [This is why Paul is my hero]
by .Suzie.Squared. (starrstrky)
at March 13th, 2007 (03:22 pm)

I Am Currently -: here
My Mood ♥-: it's nice outside :)
My Music ♪- : the tv in the background

Paul McCartney Breaks Silence about Heather Mills
By Chip Hilton
Mar 12, 2007, 10:59
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LONDON - A bitter Paul McCartney has finally taken the rag out of his mouth, ending a self-imposed gag order regarding his estranged wife, Heather Mills. During the weekend, the former cute Beatle spoke with Flora duMal of The Daily Mirror at Abbey Road studios, where he is recording "She Used to Do It in the Road," a song he described as "a comeback" single.

"My accountants have worked it out that my 'marriage' cost me £696 an hour, not to mention my left nut, for the time I was being cuckolded by that bitch," said Mr. McCartney. "I think I've bought myself the right to get a few things off my chest, and to earn a few quid in the process."

According to Mr. McCartney, he was "too besotted by over-the-moon sex" to notice the obvious signs that Ms. Mills had been "nothing more than an expensive, one-legged hooker" before and after he married her.

"I mean, how many crips have a trophy case full of prosthetic legs signed by the likes of Duran Duran, Simply Red, Aerosmith, and all the straight members Queen, for fuck's sake? How pussy whipped was I to buy the explanation that the signatures were collected following silent auctions at charity events?"

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Indeed, Mr. McCartney's willingness to accept the most preposterous excuses from Ms. Mills buggers the imagination. He believed, for example, that she wore double jointed prosthetic legs when she was single because they helped her to keep her balance. He also believed that the woman in a popular series of hardcore sex manuals who looked exactly like Ms. Mills, right down to a birthmark in the shape of a penis head on her upper left thigh, was her estranged twin sister.

Most surprisingly, when Mr. McCartney noticed Ms. Mills' cell phone number written on the walls of several VIP airport lounges, he chose to believe it had been written there by fur industry operatives who were out to undermine the work she did for PETA.

"I was such a wet," said Mr. McCartney, "but that was yesterday, and yesterday's gone."

With that he finished off his pint, escorted Ms. duMal from the studio, gave her a hearty pat on the bum, and said, "You ought to come up and see my etchings sometime."

AG [userpic]
Things that look like Macca
by AG (nannergo)
at March 4th, 2007 (07:22 pm)

Paul???Collapse )

.Suzie.Squared. [userpic]
by .Suzie.Squared. (starrstrky)
at March 3rd, 2007 (04:51 pm)

we need some posts..

.Suzie.Squared. [userpic]
by .Suzie.Squared. (starrstrky)
at February 7th, 2007 (12:16 am)


Former THE BEATLES drummer RINGO STARR has quit his band THE ROUNDHEADS. The WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE hitmaker formed the band in 1998 with guitarist pal MARK HUDSON, but has decided his time in the group has run its course. He says, "I've parted company with The Roundheads. That's all over. Change is a little weird but these are exciting times."

Cap'n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters [userpic]
Chaos and Creation
by Cap'n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters (rooftopconcert)
at January 28th, 2007 (11:56 pm)

I think I forgot to post this on here when I first started the community, but I wanted to invite everyone over to Chaos & Creation, which is a Paul-themed fanfic that I'm writing. I'd love to have your feedback and comments on the story, which I think you all will really enjoy since it pretty much centers around the psuedo-relationship between present-day Paul and his musical protege, which happens to be Sean Lennon's girlfriend. Woot!

Anyway, I hope this little plug is allowed. Again, I think everyone would really enjoy this story! :D

.Suzie.Squared. [userpic]
by .Suzie.Squared. (starrstrky)
at January 24th, 2007 (06:19 pm)

My Mood ♥-: crazy
My Music ♪- : GODZILLA!

by Pattie's Thalamus (macca_doc)
at January 14th, 2007 (08:05 pm)
I Am Currently -: My head
My Music ♪- : Let it be Love by Oasis

I just got this exclusive from my friend Clau, IMHO I think it's awesome and Paul should do it. I love American Idol and watching him in the show 'd be great. About Heather's I don't give a bloody shit.


PAUL McCartney and Heather Mills are set to battle it out for public support—on rival US TV shows.


Luv- Luv

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.Suzie.Squared. [userpic]
I just had a crazy idea
by .Suzie.Squared. (starrstrky)
at January 13th, 2007 (03:58 am)

I Am Currently -: hhhheerrrrrrreeee
My Mood ♥-: crazy
My Music ♪- : sweet dreams are made of this

I can't sleep tonight
(I'm pumped from playing Sweet Child O Mine on guitar)
and had this idea [it's kinda strange but go with it] :

I love beatle and solo beatle icons. I like to just scroll down pages to look and see all the different types.
Anyway, I think it would be an AWESOME idea if everyone shared their favorite.

Rules (kinda):
-it doesn't have to be your own
-it would probly be best to give credit, even though it's not manditory
-tell why it's your fave
-comment on this entry

weird? yes! 
Fun sounding?
you bet!

An Everywhere Girl [userpic]
They Don't Know
by An Everywhere Girl (elfslut)
at January 8th, 2007 (05:33 pm)

I Am Currently -: @ Home
My Mood ♥-: amused
My Music ♪- : Tracey Ullman - They Don't Know

Tracey Ullman's very cute song with Paul's cameo in the video


An Everywhere Girl [userpic]
Wake Up Everyone
by An Everywhere Girl (elfslut)
at January 7th, 2007 (02:50 pm)

I Am Currently -: @ Home
My Mood ♥-: energetic
My Music ♪- : Mussorgsky - No.9 The Hut on Fowl's Legs (orchestra)

It's time for another Caption This. I'm sorry I've been so neglectful. Forgive me please?

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